fknq:

me trying to get a hold of my life

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(Source: fknq)

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: hhlil)

maria-alice-121:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

(Source: spoopycrutchie)

open RP

catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, Sasuke"

rexium:

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Steal his look: Tobias Fünke (never nude)

MICHEAL KORS Dunmore Camouflage Weekender: $748.00

White 1000 Count Egyptian Cotton Down Comforter: $800.00

Wool/Silk Experia Crew Socks: $17.99 (a pair)

Birkenstock Arizona Aviator Men’s Sandels: $159.00

Giorgio Armani AR5002 Glasses: $280.00

Fake Mustache: $3.00

suctioning:

seeing your first titty

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